Do you know what this means?

Do you know!?

This means that Chris rounded invitation corners while I addressed envelopes. Then I purchased some ugly stamps (seriously - who designs these things? Who!?) and sent those bad boys off to their prospective guests to squeal in delight when they receive their mail in a day or so. Or maybe I'm the only one who throws the bills and junk mail onto the front porch and makes a noise that only dogs can hear when they receive a wedding invitation. Just me? Huh. Go figure.

You know what I've learned? If you invite them, they will come. Just sayin'. I knew this, but now I know it's true.